Gallery
selected works
Fruit of the Poisonous Me
4/13/26 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 40 x 60 in
Painted in Florida (Sarasota and Windermere), Georgia (Augusta, Commerce, and Atlanta), South Carolina (Charleston, Greenville, and Pendleton), and North Carolina (Newton), between February 7, 2026 and April 13, 2026.
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Painted in Florida (Sarasota and Windermere), Georgia (Augusta, Commerce, and Atlanta), South Carolina (Charleston, Greenville, and Pendleton), and North Carolina (Newton), between February 7, 2026 and April 13, 2026.
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The Luckiest Little Shit (in the World)
1/4/26 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 40 x 30 in
Painted in Spartanburg and Greenville, SC and Miami, Sanford, and St Pete Beach, FL, between November 23, 2025 and January 4, 2026.
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Painted in Spartanburg and Greenville, SC and Miami, Sanford, and St Pete Beach, FL, between November 23, 2025 and January 4, 2026.
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So Smart
11/23/25 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 12 x 36 in
Painted in Tampa, Saint Petersburg, Sarasota, and Punta Gorda, FL and Charleston and Spartanburg, SC, between October 23 and November 23, 2025.
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Painted in Tampa, Saint Petersburg, Sarasota, and Punta Gorda, FL and Charleston and Spartanburg, SC, between October 23 and November 23, 2025.
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All of This is Just to Get Girls to Like Me
10/23/25 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 24 x 36 in
Painted in Savannah GA, Greenville SC, and Tampa FL, between October 14 and 23, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for November 18, 2025.
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Painted in Savannah GA, Greenville SC, and Tampa FL, between October 14 and 23, 2025.
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POOR FOREVER
10/12/25 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 36 in
Painted in Durham, NC; Augusta and Savannah, GA; and Oviedo, Largo, St Petersburg, and Lakeland, FL, between August 30 and October 12, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for November 20, 2025.
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Painted in Durham, NC; Augusta and Savannah, GA; and Oviedo, Largo, St Petersburg, and Lakeland, FL, between August 30 and October 12, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for November 20, 2025.
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You'll Miss Me When I'm Gone (and Other Lies): The exciting new bestseller from the acclaimed author of "Why Don't You Love Me Anymore?" and "Wah Wah Wah"
8/30/25* | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 36 in
Painted in Tampa, St Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL; Savannah, GA; Columbia, SC; and Greensboro, NC, between June 27 and August 30, 2025. Additional text added in Tampa, FL and Spartanburg, SC on November 7 and 26, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for November 24, 2025.
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Painted in Tampa, St Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL; Savannah, GA; Columbia, SC; and Greensboro, NC, between June 27 and August 30, 2025. Additional text added in Tampa, FL and Spartanburg, SC on November 7 and 26, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for November 24, 2025.
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Stay Punk
6/14/25 | acrylics on canvas | 24 x 24 in
Painted in Lakeland and Sarasota, FL on June 13 and 14, 2025.
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Painted in Lakeland and Sarasota, FL on June 13 and 14, 2025.
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The Whole Wide World Can Suck My Dick (but, like, in a Fun Way)
4/27/25 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 30 x 24 in
Painted in Tampa, Bradenton, Lakeland, Sarasota, Palm Harbor, and Saint Petersburg, FL between March 22 and April 27, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for July 3, 2025.
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Painted in Tampa, Bradenton, Lakeland, Sarasota, Palm Harbor, and Saint Petersburg, FL between March 22 and April 27, 2025.
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Everything Works Out Exactly as It Should (is Something I've Been Trying to Get Myself to Believe Again)
3/16/25 | acrylics, spray paint, and pigment ink on canvas | 40 x 40 in
Painted in Sarasota, Tampa, Saint Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL from January 4th to March 16th, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for March 26, 2025.
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Painted in Sarasota, Tampa, Saint Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL from January 4th to March 16th, 2025.
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Peeing in the Pool (of Tears (You're Drowning In))
1/4/25 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 18 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL between December 27, 2024 and January 4, 2025.
Read its statement in the blog entry for January 21, 2025.
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Painted in Sarasota, FL between December 27, 2024 and January 4, 2025.
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Motivation (Will Work for Food (maybe) / Will Beat Off on Live Webfeed for Perfect Love and Acceptance)
12/26/24 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 30 in
Painted in Sarasota, Miami, New Port Richey, and Bradenton, FL between October 14 and December 26, 2024.
Read its statement in the blog entry for March 25, 2025.
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Painted in Sarasota, Miami, New Port Richey, and Bradenton, FL between October 14 and December 26, 2024.
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![Apparently Proverbs 5:19 says: “Like a loving doe and a graceful mountain goat, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love.” So… Christianity is fucking weird, you guys. Then again, I sure could go for a nice girl with ]THE GRACE OF A MOUNTAIN GOAT and, like, really cool tits. Anyone know how I’d go about getting baptized?](https://samnorth.art/wp-content/uploads/Grace-of-a-Mountain-Goat.webp "Christian Love (The Grace of a Mountain Goat)")
Christian Love (The Grace of a Mountain Goat)
10/22/24 | pigment and alcohol inks on bristol | 8 ½ x 11 in
Drawn in Sarasota, FL on October 22, 2024.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 22, 2024.
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Drawn in Sarasota, FL on October 22, 2024.
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She's Cut with Xylazine
9/29/24 | acrylics, pigment and alcohol inks on canvas | 24 x 20 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL between August 14 and September 29, 2024.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 4, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota, FL between August 14 and September 29, 2024.
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The Boy Nobody Wanted Wins the Super Bowl
7/26/24 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 36 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL between July 7 and 26, 2024.
Read its statement in the blog entry for July 31, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota, FL between July 7 and 26, 2024.
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What Makes Life Feel Worth Living
6/16/24 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 24 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL between May 1 and June 16, 2024.
Read its statement in the blog entry for July 1, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota, FL between May 1 and June 16, 2024.
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Stupid Kids with Stupid Dreams
6/27/20 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 24 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL between March 27, 2019 and June 27, 2020.
Read its statement in the blog entry for September 23, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota, FL between March 27, 2019 and June 27, 2020.
Read its statement in the blog entry for September 23, 2024.
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Things You Can't Come Back From
3/24/19 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 18 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota, FL in March 2019.
This painting’s statement is not online (and likely never will be).
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Painted in Sarasota, FL in March 2019.
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Sorry for Overdosing in Your Bathroom
3/8/19 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 20 x 20 in
Painted in Bradenton and Sarasota, FL in early 2018 and early 2019.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 16, 2024.
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Painted in Bradenton and Sarasota, FL in early 2018 and early 2019.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 16, 2024.
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Buy This Painting or They'll Put Me in Jail Where I Belong
2/7/18 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 24 x 30 in
Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in January and February 2018.
Read its statement in the blog entry for July 3, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in January and February 2018.
Read its statement in the blog entry for July 3, 2024.
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Run Free, Spit Fire, Yell at Clouds
1/11/18 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 40 x 30 in
Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL between December 2017 and January 2018.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 6, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL between December 2017 and January 2018.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 6, 2024.
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Enjoy Me While You Can
12/19/17 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in December 2017.
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Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in December 2017.
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Chemicool
12/10/17 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 11 x 14 in
Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in November and December 2017.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 7, 2024.
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Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in November and December 2017.
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Mental Health Services Available to Strippers, Junkies, Cutters, and Other SICK GIRLS
12/6/17 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 48 in
Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in November and December 2017.
Read its statement in the blog entry for April 17, 2019.
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Painted in Sarasota and Bradenton, FL in November and December 2017.
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The World Revolves Around Me
8/21/15 | acrylics, pigment ink, and dental floss on canvas | 48 x 48 in
Painted in Iowa City and Cedar Rapids, IA; Milwaukee, WI; Chicago, IL; and New York City, NY between May 28 and August 21, 2015.
Read its statement in the blog entry for April 30, 2025.
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Painted in Iowa City and Cedar Rapids, IA; Milwaukee, WI; Chicago, IL; and New York City, NY between May 28 and August 21, 2015.
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I Could Never Love Anyone More Than I Hate Myself
4/30/15 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 36 in
Painted in Minneapolis, MN and Jacksonville, FL between March 31 and April 30, 2015.
Read its statement in the blog entry for September 19, 2015.
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Painted in Minneapolis, MN and Jacksonville, FL between March 31 and April 30, 2015.
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I'm Getting Really Sick of Not Being Famous
3/31/15 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 24 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL; Iowa City, IA; and Minneapolis, MN between February 7 and March 31, 2015.
Read its statement in the blog entry for October 8, 2016.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL; Iowa City, IA; and Minneapolis, MN between February 7 and March 31, 2015.
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Rainbows and Puppy Dogs
1/3/15 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 10 x 8 in
Painted in Sarasota and Jacksonville, FL between December 21, 2014 and January 3, 2015.
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Painted in Sarasota and Jacksonville, FL between December 21, 2014 and January 3, 2015.
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The Last Unfinished Work
12/24/14 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 60 in
Painted in Chicago, IL; St Louis, MO; and Miami, Bradenton, and Jacksonville, FL between October 5 and December 24, 2014.
Read its statement in the blog entry for March 30, 2015.
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Painted in Chicago, IL; St Louis, MO; and Miami, Bradenton, and Jacksonville, FL between October 5 and December 24, 2014.
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I Have Borderline Personality Disorder and I Accept Credit and Debit
9/26/14 | alcohol and pigment inks | 40 x 32 in
Drawn in Chicago, IL and San Diego, CA between August 15 and September 26, 2014.
Read its statement in the blog entry. for June 18, 2015.
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Drawn in Chicago, IL and San Diego, CA between August 15 and September 26, 2014.
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The World Can Be Cold and Mean but I’m Gonna Try to Do My Best Anyway
8/13/14 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 40 x 60 in
Painted in Chicago, IL between July 30 and August 13, 2014.
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Painted in Chicago, IL between July 30 and August 13, 2014.
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Bad Things Happen (to Kids That Fuck)
8/11/14 | alcohol and pigment inks on cold-press watercolor paper | 7 x 5 in
Drawn in Chicago, IL in July and August 2014.
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Drawn in Chicago, IL in July and August 2014.
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Shitty Children
7/24/14 | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 60 x 40 in
Painted in Chicago, IL from July 16th to July 24th, 2014.
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Painted in Chicago, IL from July 16th to July 24th, 2014.
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Have Sex With and/or Buy Art From Me
7/13/14 | acrylics, pigment ink, duct tape, staples, glue, and dental floss on canvas | 22 x 28 in
Painted in Minneapolis, MN; Cincinnati, OH; Bloomington, IN; Saint Louis, MO; and Chicago, IL between June 21 and July 13, 2014.
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Painted in Minneapolis, MN; Cincinnati, OH; Bloomington, IN; Saint Louis, MO; and Chicago, IL between June 21 and July 13, 2014.
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Bleed Blue, Sniff Glue
7/5/14* | alcohol and pigment inks on cold-press watercolor paper | 11 x 14 in
Drawn in St Louis, MO; Madison, WI; and Minneapolis, MN between July 1 and 5, 2014.
Slightly revised December 19, 2024.
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Drawn in St Louis, MO; Madison, WI; and Minneapolis, MN between July 1 and 5, 2014.
Slightly revised December 19, 2024.
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Something to Cry About
6/20/14 | acrylics, spray paint, and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 36 in
Painted in Atlanta, GA; Asheville, NC; and Chicago, IL between June 2 and 20, 2014.
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Painted in Atlanta, GA; Asheville, NC; and Chicago, IL between June 2 and 20, 2014.
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Beyond the Pink Cloud (I Feel Weird)
5/19/14* | acrylics, spray paint, oil pastels, cardboard, and glue on canvas | 18 x 24 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in December 2013 and in Delray Beach and Jacksonville, FL in May 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in December 2013 and in Delray Beach and Jacksonville, FL in May 2014.
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Adventures Per Minute
5/5/14 | acrylics, spray paint, and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 48 in
Painted in Delray Beach, Sarasota, and Bradenton, FL in April and May 2014.
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Painted in Delray Beach, Sarasota, and Bradenton, FL in April and May 2014.
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Nothing's Good Enough Because I'm Not
4/7/14 | acrylics, spray paint, and pigment ink on canvas | 48 x 36 in
Painted in Jacksonville and Sarasota, FL between April 3 and 7, 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville and Sarasota, FL between April 3 and 7, 2014.
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The Future Scares the Sit Out of Me
4/1/14 | acrylics and spray paint; alcohol and pigment inks on canvas | 24 x 48 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL between March 22 and April 1, 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL between March 22 and April 1, 2014.
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How to Bed a Girl When Your Bed is in a Minivan
3/20/14 | acrylics and spray paint; alcohol and pigment inks on canvas | 60 x 40 in
Painted in Delray Beach, FL between March 13 and 20, 2014.
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Painted in Delray Beach, FL between March 13 and 20, 2014.
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Another Painting by My Favorite Artist
3/9/14 | acrylics, spray paint, and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 48 in
Painted in Jacksonville, Gainesville, Tampa, Bradenton, and Sarasota, FL between March 1 and 9, 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville, Gainesville, Tampa, Bradenton, and Sarasota, FL between March 1 and 9, 2014.
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Yo - I Painted a Fuckin' Unicorn
2/28/14 | acrylics on canvas | 16 x 16 in
Painted in Gainesville, FL on 2/28/14 [on a canvas previously painted/textured by William Somma in Saint Petersburg, FL on April 28, 2013].
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Painted in Gainesville, FL on 2/28/14 [on a canvas previously painted/textured by William Somma in Saint Petersburg, FL on April 28, 2013].
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Maybe It's Okay to Be Happy
2/27/14 | acrylics and spray paint on canvas | 16 x 20 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in the last week of February 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in the last week of February 2014.
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I Look Cool Doing It
2/21/14 | acrylics on canvas | 18 x 24 in
Painted in Saint Augustine and Jacksonville, FL on February 20 and 21, 2014.
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Painted in Saint Augustine and Jacksonville, FL on February 20 and 21, 2014.
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A Plume of My Own Cigarette Smoke
2/20/14 | acrylics, spray paint, watercolors, food coloring, and pigment ink on canvas | 36 x 48 in
Painted in Saint Petersburg, Sarasota, Jacksonville, and Saint Augustine, FL between February 5 and 20, 2014.
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Painted in Saint Petersburg, Sarasota, Jacksonville, and Saint Augustine, FL between February 5 and 20, 2014.
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Poetry by (2,025) Girls I've Brutally Fucked
2/7/14* | acrylics and pigment ink on canvas | 12 x 24 in
Painted in Sarasota, Jacksonville, Saint Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL between January 23 and February 7, 2014.
Improvements painted in Bradenton, Wesley Chapel, Saint Petersburg, and Sarasota, FL between April 27 and May 10, 2025.
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Painted in Sarasota, Jacksonville, Saint Petersburg, and Bradenton, FL between January 23 and February 7, 2014.
Improvements painted in Bradenton, Wesley Chapel, Saint Petersburg, and Sarasota, FL between April 27 and May 10, 2025.
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Modern Art is Stupid; EVERYTHING IS
1/12/14 | acrylics, spray paint, watercolors, oil pastels, charcoal, food coloring, and assorted inks on canvas | 60 x 40 in
Painted in Jacksonville and Delray Beach, FL in December 2013 and January 2014.
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Painted in Jacksonville and Delray Beach, FL in December 2013 and January 2014.
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I'm Sorry
12/26/13 | ballpoint pen and highlighter on notebook paper | 6 ½ x 9 ½ in
Drawn in Jacksonville, FL on December 26, 2013
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Drawn in Jacksonville, FL on December 26, 2013
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Amazon Wishlist
12/20/13 | acrylics and food coloring on canvas | 18 x 24 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in December 2013.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in December 2013.
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Snowflakes Anonymous
11/22/13 | acrylics, watercolors, spray paint, food coloring, assorted inks, cardboard, glue, and an EBT card on canvas | 24 x 30 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in November 2013.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in November 2013.
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Eradicating the THREAT of Happiness (One Bold Decision at a Time)
11/1/13 | acrylics, spray paint, food coloring, fabric dye, and assorted inks on canvas | 30 x 24 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in October and November 2013.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in October and November 2013.
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Dear Jacksonville
10/29/13 | flier | 8 ½ x 11 in
Not really “art” but key to my development.
Written in Jacksonville on October 29, 2013..
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Not really “art” but key to my development.
Written in Jacksonville on October 29, 2013..
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Autobiography
9/30/13* | watercolors and acrylics on canvas | 20 x 16 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in September 2013.
Based on an earlier piece drawn in Saint Pete Beach, FL in January 2013.
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Painted in Jacksonville, FL in September 2013.
Based on an earlier piece drawn in Saint Pete Beach, FL in January 2013.
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Still Sick (The Illest)
9/13/13 | assorted inks on foamcore | 24 x 36 in
Drawn in Jacksonville, FL between September 1 and 13 2013.
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Drawn in Jacksonville, FL between September 1 and 13 2013.
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Bright Side Nihilism: (Syria +/= Video Music Awards) < The Dog Peed on the Futon
9/1/13 | mixed media on canvas | 30 x 40 in
Painted in Jacksonville, FL in August and September 2013.
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Iowa
8/19/13 | watercolor and assorted inks on cold-press watercolor paper | 9 x 12 in
Drawn in Des Moines, IA (and in the back of Rational Anthem’s van on our way there (from Minneapolis, MN) and our way out (to Carbondale, IL)) on August 18 and 19, 2013.
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Drawn in Des Moines, IA (and in the back of Rational Anthem’s van on our way there (from Minneapolis, MN) and our way out (to Carbondale, IL)) on August 18 and 19, 2013.
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Note to Self (or: A Pile of Red Boxes Dances Along to the Raging Moral and Spiritual Conflicts That Rattle His (Presumably) Cardboard Bones)
3/3/13 | acrylics and ink | 9 x 12 in
Painted in Bradenton, FL on March 3, 2013.
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Painted in Bradenton, FL on March 3, 2013.
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Suicide Jacket (Don't Let Anyone Tell You You Can't Kill Yourself; You TOTALLY Can)
2/18/13 | acrylics on the back of a winter coat | 15 x 24 in
Painted in Redington Beach, FL in February 2013.
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Painted in Redington Beach, FL in February 2013.
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MFC 2.0
1/15/13* | pigment ink on bristol | 8 x 6 in
Drawn in Redington Beach, FL in January 2013.
Re-drawn in Sarasota, FL on November 8, 2024.
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Drawn in Redington Beach, FL in January 2013.
Re-drawn in Sarasota, FL on November 8, 2024.
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I'm a Fucking Artist, Guys
12/14/12 | ballpoint on scrap | 3 x 2 in
Drawn in Redington Beach, FL on December 14, 2012.
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Drawn in Redington Beach, FL on December 14, 2012.
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The art in this gallery falls into three time periods.
Everything from 2024 on is post-relapse. (I call this “Round 2”).
A handful of pieces were painted during short flashes of clean time in my relapse years (2015-2024).
Anything made between 2012 and 2015 is from Round 1.
This gallery’s not comprehensive, but everything else I’ve ever made is featured in another gallery. If you’re interested, it’s not hard to find. After all, you’re smarter than you look.
your work is exceptional and inspirational – stay healthy my friend
Your art is inspirational and means so much to me. Don’t let haters bring you down, instead let them make you stronger and wiser. You are awesome and down right fucking cool as shit ☺️
I look at your work all of the time. it quiets my epilepsy
I kinda fell in love with you by seeing all of this.